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This is a list of quotes from Slap Shot.


  • Denis Lemieux: "Icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, before the other guys. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up."


  • Denis Lemieux: "You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes by yourself and...you feel shame, you know. And then you get free."



  • Jack Hanson: "Get me a grape and an orange. And none of that stinkin' root beer!"


  • Ned Braden: "They teach you how to underline in college."





  • Joe McGrath: "This is the last season. It'll be announced tomorrow."



  • Jack Hanson: "I don't wanna play no more. You broke the darn car."


  • Reggie Dunlop: "At the end of the day, I think about women. You know, I think about women's bodies. Now maybe all that'll change. Maybe I'll wind up sleeping with old goalies."






  • Reggie Dunlop: "Get that lumber in his teeth! Let 'em know you're there!"
  • Ned Braden: "Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there."


  • Hyannisport Announcer: "The fans are standing up to them. The security guards are standing up to them. The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by God if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!"


  • Reggie Dunlop: "They're gonna put you in the same jail with Ogilthorpe."


  • Ned Braden: "See they book ya, then they give you a dime. And they let you make one phone call."
  • Jack Hanson: "Call the pizza man!"
  • Morris Wanchuk: "Why don't ya call a massage parlor."


  • Dickie Dunn: "I tried to capture the spirit of the thing."






  • Reggie Dunlop: "They don't want you to score goals! They want blood!"


  • Reggie Dunlop: "We were never anything but a rich broad's tax write-off."






  • Jim Carr: "Everybody is just on their feet screaming 'Kill Kill Kill'! This is hockey!"

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